Hello my name is Natalie, feel free to ask anything, and if you ever need anything i'm here.
me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
me: i think i'll start watching it
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
Sass Master Satan.
how do people keep coming up with new successful text posts haven’t they all been typed already
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.